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Cocktails and Passion, Hold the Books

Since the beginning of time, women have had diversions: bridge club, garden club, Bunko, book club, and the myriad of at-home parties – Stella and Dot, Pampered Chef, Cookie Lee, Southern Living – you get the idea.  Let’s be honest: these are all excuses to get a few hours away from the kids, husbands, boyfriends, pets, whatever and enjoy some time with the girls. 

These events are a time to catch up on each others’ lives, share parenting horror stories and exchange beauty tips, recipes and laughs.   The theme, activity or reason for gathering is arbitrary, as long as we come together as women to blow off steam.  I remember my shock the first time I attended book club, with my book in hand, to find that half of the women don’t read the book and we rarely discuss it. (I, being an avid reader, was slightly disappointed, but the second cocktail made me feel better.)  In summary, our gatherings are the male equivalent of grabbing a beer after work (or so I suspect).

To my knowledge, all of these female gatherings include wine, cocktails or other appropriate alcohol (I’d go to Spanish Club if they served Sangria).  Maybe that’s just my group of friends, but I remember my grandmother pulling out the terrifying jug of Chablis (that poured like maple syrup…) to offer with the iced tea for her bridge club.  (Emily Post had nothing on those women who were steadfast enough to drink that with a polite smile).  Depending on if the gathering is day or evening dictates how much consumption is socially acceptable.  Occasionally, there is the added thrill of a gutsy gal exceeding the quota and being the entertainment for the evening.

This last Saturday night I attended a Passion Party.  This is the pinnacle of the secret female gatherings.  A consultant comes in to provide ideas and products to make life more interesting in the bedroom.  *If you are conservative, stop reading, but may I remind you that if you’re a mom, you likely had sex to have a baby and if you’re not a mom, your parents likely had sex to have you – get over it!

Glad you’re still with me.  But, lucky for you, the Grapefruit martinis make the evening just fuzzy enough not to articulate.  (But I do believe we made the party consultant blush with our comments!)  Therefore, if I am not going to provide details of the evening, why do I bring it up?  Because it highlights all that is perfect about girls evenings.  They are uninhibited, real and can bond perfect strangers. (I can now tell you – but I won’t – who has handcuffs in their homes and who is the most knowledgable about toys).  As women, we openly discuss menstruation, children’s’ poop and weight; how is sex any more taboo?  We are empowered to speak the alcohol induced truth and share our “wisdom”, humor and most embarrassing stories.  We laugh so hard we understand the importance of Kegel’s. 

After such an evening, we are rejuvenated – we have the smug smile of somebody holding a juicy secret and some of us anticipate the arrival of unmarked package, while dreading the visa bill.  For me, I felt more romantical (it’s my favorite made up word) towards my husband and was more patient with my children.  I feel closer to my girlfriends and somehow feel like a stronger woman in general.

So I am huge supporter of female gatherings and all the “secrets” shared there.  I also like pages 6-9 of the summer catalog, but that’s another story…

  1. September 13, 2010 at 6:28 am

    Ha! I’ve always been intrigued by these parties. I haven’t been to one, yet, but there is a consultant in the neighborhood who I’ve been stalking. Well, not really, but everytime I see her bumper-stickered vehicle drive down the road, I wonder what lies within…

  2. bearlover
    September 13, 2010 at 7:34 am

    I am so confused…I thought that was tupperware???

  3. September 13, 2010 at 9:02 am

    A toast or four to girls night. Loved this post.

  4. September 13, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    It was such an honor to be part of your girls night! I am so thrilled to hear you all had a great time. Thank you again!!

  5. September 14, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Those parties are a real kick in the pants! I just hosted one and had a blast. There’s nothing better than girls night! I’ve been dying to host a Canasta night…but sadly no one around me even knows what that is.

  6. September 14, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Zany Housewife – What is the drink of choice with Canasta? Can we play virtually? 😉

  7. September 22, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Ah holy time-suckage Batman. I just discovered Canasta.net
    I have to see if my older-than-Betty White computer will upload the program. Okay, just kidding, they want to charge. I’ll look into some online programs and see what I can come up with. I think we need to start a group. 🙂

    And any drink will do. My new drink lately is anything Rum related. I blame my Passion Party Consultant. 😉

    • September 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm

      An online rum, I mean Canasta group, at least I won’t need a designated driver! 😉

  8. September 27, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Damn skippy 🙂

  1. December 6, 2010 at 6:10 am

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