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10 Lessons from a Girls Weekend

The following lessons may or may not have come from actual or alleged events.  You can’t prove these things happened.  I destroyed the pictures.  Enjoy the lessons and take them to heart!

  1. There are three slots on an ATM – the one you put the card in, the one you get a receipt from and the one that dispenses the money.  These slots are not interchangeable.
  2. When a friend gives you directions to a bar four times, it is time to pick that friend up from said bar.
  3. When attempting to rent a stack of chick flicks, it is easier to ask how to open a rental account than to guess other people’s’ account information.
  4. Short bar patrons are not souvenirs.  Even if she is 4′ 10″ one should not try to put her in their pocket.
  5. Yoga on patio cushions is dangerous.
  6. There is a brief window where karaoke sounds good: after listeners have had enough to drink to miss the mistakes, but before the singers have had too much to drink and sit down on stage.
  7. If you’re going to get on your hands and knees to bow to your new friend at the bar because she has six kids and multiple grandchildren, wash your hands afterwards.
  8. Playing ‘hide the car’ while a friend is in a store, never becomes mature old.
  9. If eye flirting with a guy at the other end of the bar doesn’t create a love connection, throwing ice at him probably won’t either.
  10. There is a fine line between a classy woman and a two scoops of crazy one.

They are rather confusing...

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  1. April 11, 2011 at 6:07 am

    Sounds like some wonderful times were allegedly had 🙂

  2. April 11, 2011 at 6:13 am

    11. Contrary to popular belief, my dancing skills do not increase exponentially with every beverage.

  3. OC
    April 11, 2011 at 6:43 am

    If said weekend happened. Sounds like lots of fun. Don’t forget said bar is pass the chevron on the right.

  4. April 11, 2011 at 6:47 am

    Sounds like you had a blast!!!

  5. April 11, 2011 at 7:15 am

    Love this, Paige. Hope you can make use of these tips in the event that YOU have a crazy-fun girl’s weekend.

    Allegedly.

    Carry on.

  6. Bearlover
    April 11, 2011 at 7:20 am

    If said friends proclaim “lets make it a healthy weekend”, driver should NOT stop at Walgreend for a half drunk food run to include but not limited to; chips, cookies, licorice, candybars, and Redbull!!

  7. Shark
    April 11, 2011 at 7:57 am

    Hahaah that was hilarious, especially the part about bowing at a bar, yucky floors!

  8. April 11, 2011 at 8:43 am

    Seriously, I MUST be invited to one of these. Yes, it would hilarious for you if I went out with you in my current condition but just wait.
    Get this kid out of me and the Mad Woman is gonna rock. I will hula hoop in public with you, just so you can show that you a master of the skill!

  9. April 13, 2011 at 5:02 am

    Hilarious is the word! You need to start taking me with you to some of these trips 😀

  10. April 28, 2011 at 9:59 am

    We don’t know each other and yet I’m pretty positive I was on this girls weekend!!
    HILARIOUS!!!

  11. April 29, 2011 at 9:05 am

    Oh my gosh, I love all of these.

    Every single one.

  1. April 29, 2011 at 3:01 am

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