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What exactly did I search, buy or look at on the internet to get this email?!

Now, I am not going to lie, I do sometimes feel like a seventy-year old woman – just ask my beloved Chiropractor.  However, as long as I follow her treatment plan of exercise (uh…), Advil and wine (this is why I love her), I should not need a scooter for at least another five years.

But I am not going to lie, I am still tempted to get one for neighborhood parties.  I live in a hilly neighborhood; walking home in heels after a few cocktails is risky.  Can you get a SUI?  Scootering Under the Influence?

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  1. December 16, 2010 at 6:17 am

    My Grandma has one of these! Would the Scooter be able to navigate the terrain or would you end up pushing it up a hill? All things to think about before you purchase. You don’t want to end up like Dumb and Dumber! And in your quest for laziness, you certainly don’t want to make more work for yourself!

    • December 16, 2010 at 4:08 pm

      Jamie, I have just decided you are the smartest person I know!

  2. December 16, 2010 at 7:14 am

    ahahaha.. I think you can get SUI. Those baby can run pretty fast! Btw, I’m with you, I’m not sure what I did or what was I search on the internet… but one day I get an email ad of penis enlargement… hmm….

    • December 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm

      Sendie-Lou – you had better have a chat with your husband. Has he been on your computer? 😉

      • December 21, 2010 at 1:07 pm

        ahahahaha… good idea! 🙂

  3. KLZ
    December 16, 2010 at 7:51 am

    This is precisely why I won’t let my husband talk to anyone with a Segway. He’d Segway to the bathroom and back if he could.

    • December 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm

      So Segwaying to the bathroom is bad?? Duly noted. What about if I have been drinking?

  4. Amber
    December 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    As long as its a 2 seater I am in. Order that puppy

    • December 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm

      AW – If it’s not, I’ll put you on the handlebars, it’s totally safe…

  5. December 17, 2010 at 4:51 am

    You can get a GCUI (golf carting under the influence). Don’t ask how I know, I just do:) Diane

    • December 20, 2010 at 1:57 pm

      Diane, I love that you know and it is now my life mission to get the golf cart story out of you!

  6. Sonya
    December 18, 2010 at 9:55 am

    You NEED a scooter! So much less $$ than a golf cart!

    • December 20, 2010 at 1:58 pm

      Sonya – I think you’re right. It even has a basket to hold cocktails!

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