Advertising – WTF
What exactly did I search, buy or look at on the internet to get this email?!
Now, I am not going to lie, I do sometimes feel like a seventy-year old woman – just ask my beloved Chiropractor. However, as long as I follow her treatment plan of exercise (uh…), Advil and wine (this is why I love her), I should not need a scooter for at least another five years.
But I am not going to lie, I am still tempted to get one for neighborhood parties. I live in a hilly neighborhood; walking home in heels after a few cocktails is risky. Can you get a SUI? Scootering Under the Influence?
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My Grandma has one of these! Would the Scooter be able to navigate the terrain or would you end up pushing it up a hill? All things to think about before you purchase. You don’t want to end up like Dumb and Dumber! And in your quest for laziness, you certainly don’t want to make more work for yourself!
Jamie, I have just decided you are the smartest person I know!
ahahaha.. I think you can get SUI. Those baby can run pretty fast! Btw, I’m with you, I’m not sure what I did or what was I search on the internet… but one day I get an email ad of penis enlargement… hmm….
Sendie-Lou – you had better have a chat with your husband. Has he been on your computer? 😉
ahahahaha… good idea! 🙂
This is precisely why I won’t let my husband talk to anyone with a Segway. He’d Segway to the bathroom and back if he could.
So Segwaying to the bathroom is bad?? Duly noted. What about if I have been drinking?
As long as its a 2 seater I am in. Order that puppy
AW – If it’s not, I’ll put you on the handlebars, it’s totally safe…
You can get a GCUI (golf carting under the influence). Don’t ask how I know, I just do:) Diane
Diane, I love that you know and it is now my life mission to get the golf cart story out of you!
You NEED a scooter! So much less $$ than a golf cart!
Sonya – I think you’re right. It even has a basket to hold cocktails!