Slightly Off-Balance

There are endless effects of having children.  But did you know they make you younger?

Think about how your life changes when you have kids:

• You are more prone to eating grilled cheese, quesadillas and macaroni and cheese
• You have the frequent urge to burst into tears
• You know the words to every kid song
• You don’t think twice about being in public with a stained shirt
• You get excited when Disney releases another movie from the vault
• Your language goes from biker chick to “gosh darn” and “bust my buffers”

My dear friend made me aware of this phenomenon when she sent me the following text:

Cat just clawed the crap out of me.  I’m wearing a Scooby-Doo bandage and brushing my teeth with kid toothpaste.  45 is the new toddler.

Her one defining adult behavior?  She is drowning her sorrows in hot chocolate and Bailey’s!

Cheers to getting younger!

The Fountain of Youth