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Titles For My Autobiography

Things have been more off-balanced in my world as of late.  I have wanted to write about the chaos, the tantrums and the tender moments, but I have needed to catch up on the sleep that has been eluding me for the last 5 nights!

So let me summarize my life with a novel…

No, not the whole book, just the titles, as Cliffs Notes are also too long for this tired mamma.

Rene over at Grown Up For Real got me to thinking…  She asked what would be the title of your memoir.

So here are my thoughts on what my memoir would be called this week.

  • From Boardroom to Padded Room: How Juggling  Being A Working Mom Sent Me To The Funny Farm
  • And Then I Had Kids: How The World Changed and Why I Am Still Spinning
  • I Am Not Crazy… Today
  • I Used To Leave the House Put Together, Now I Just Try To Wear My Undergarments on the Inside
  • I Am The Looniest Luckiest Girl In The World
  • Stress Eating and Parenting – The Expose
  • Proactiv: For Acne, Fake Sunburns and Threatening Your Children
  • Why Lent May Be the End of My Kids Sanity
  • When My Husband Travels…
  • Being Pulled Back From the Ledge by Oprah

What are your titles?

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  1. March 24, 2011 at 5:30 am

    Giving up wine for Lent, and a dozen other things that adversely impacted my sanity?

    Honestly, I’m surprised “Treading Wine: the Paige Morgan story” wasn’t atop the list.

    • March 24, 2011 at 12:30 pm

      Oh.. I like this! Paige, I think this title sum it all up! 🙂

  2. Pandian
    March 24, 2011 at 6:53 am

    interesting!! *lols*

  3. March 24, 2011 at 8:04 am

    Skip the undergarments. You can’t go wrong and you’ll feel a bit sassy.

    (I’m just guessing on this one because of course I always wear panties. Except when I haven’t done laundry and my bikini bottoms aren’t clean either.)

  4. March 25, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Paige, I love your sense of humor!

    Here are my titles:

    “It’s going to take a stick of dynamite to get my toddler out of my bed”
    “My Lifelong Quest to Get Back to My Birth Weight”
    “Yes, I’m Still Working! What the Hell are YOU doing?”

  5. March 25, 2011 at 10:44 am

    “I Used To Leave the House Put Together, Now I Just Try To Wear My Undergarments on the Inside” Love this title. Mine could be “I used to leave the house put together now I’m lucky if I remember to wear shoes and put on a bra” (both things I’ve forgotten one more than one occasion and not on purpose, I might add). ♥ Diane

  6. March 26, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Thanks for the Shout-Out!

    This week my titles would be either
    (1) Crazy B*tch: The PMS Drama
    (2) Giving 200% at Work Guarantees a Promotion, right?

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