Lust

This is the grand finale of the Seven Deadly Sins Challenge.  I am asked to provide seven love secrets.  This is a PG-13 blog on its raciest days and does not necessarily reflect my wild side, but here are seven love secrets.

  1. My husband and I had sex in a room full of people (watching a loud movie in the dark) without anyone knowing.  College or post-college – you decide…
  2. When my son was 14 months, we were on vacation in Hawaii.  My husband I got the tropical itch and persuaded my husband to have sex while our son was in his crib.  He woke up and yelled, “Daddy, no!”  Game Over!
  3. Every guy I know has the same dream – trifecta.  If you can’t figure it out, I can’t tell you.  No, it’s not a threesome.
  4. I still wear my wedding night lingerie every year on our anniversary.
  5. My husband and I have a code word for oral sex (no, not going to tell).  I let it slip once with some girlfriends and now this common phrase gets me into all sorts of laughter and trouble.
  6. The lock on our bedroom door doesn’t work.  Now that our son is older, we often use a chair to block the door, just in case.
  7. 6:00 pm is my hot time.  It makes cooking dinner with my husband fun, but leads nowhere with two hungry children.

As I am writing this, I am trying to think of all the people I know who read this.  I am hoping to not forget the one person I wouldn’t want to look in the eye when I realize they know some of these things.  Oh well, that would be a blog post in itself!

I told you mine, now tell me yours!

Might I recommend a bigger blanket for privacy...

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  1. Shanaynay
    December 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    You forgot the day you knocked boots 5 times in college. I’ll NEVER forget that. Epic. Just sayin’….

    • December 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm

      Shan – clearly age has affected my memory and my sex life. Thank you for reminding me of the glory days! 🙂

  2. December 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Trifecta. An all too common goal for men. My husband says the key to attaining this is the finale being someone you can count on to come through for you. I don’t know why this is so cool. When I did it everyone called me mean names.

    • December 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm

      Kali – I do the Trifecta about once per year, although I warned my husband I may be retiring. Go ahead, call me names! (I just hope we’re talking about the same thing.)

      • December 14, 2010 at 1:28 pm

        LMAO. We’re SOOOOO not talking about the same thing. But it’s much funnier this way so I won’t ruin it. 😉

  3. December 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    The lock on our door is busted, too. We don’t have a chair to use, but a couple of laundry baskets, or even just a huge pile of dirty laundry do the trick just fine.

  4. December 9, 2010 at 8:05 am

    I have to leave work early after reading your post… ha! I still wear my wedding lingerie too – up to the first 5 yrs of marriage though.. hehehehe..
    Good post Paige!

  5. December 10, 2010 at 7:58 am

    By the time I was married the second time, “lingerie” was the comfy jammies that hadn’t been spoiled by being worn at inopportune times of the month.

    But I ROCK those babies.

  6. December 13, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    I was just wondering how I was going to approach this sin myself…love the fact that your kid woke up screaming “Daddy No!” too funny for me 🙂

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